【互动课堂】英语笑话课堂--每天happy -《小说论坛》

小说论坛 -> 万国帖志 -> 【互动课堂】英语笑话课堂--每天happy	转到动态网页

<< 1 2 3 4 5 >> Pages: ( 5 total )

--> 本页主题: 【互动课堂】英语笑话课堂--每天happy

加为IE收藏 | 收藏主题 | 上一主题 | 下一主题

雨衾

级别: 遗忘天使
精华: 1
发帖: 527
威望: 67 点
小说币: 1197 RN
贡献值: 43 点
注册时间:2008-01-23

【互动课堂】英语笑话课堂--每天happy An Adult Decision 　The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough, a few days after his 18th birthday, he come home with a tattoo. Although I was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculinity he had chosen. There, on his shoulder, was a two-inch image of Mickey Mouse. Notes: 　　(1) constantly adv. 不断地　　(2) tattoo n. 文身　　(3) permission n. 允许　　(4) masculinity n. 阳性，男性　　(5) image n . 形象，肖像　　(6) Mickey Mouse 米老鼠 Exercises: 根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、误（F）：　　① When the son pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, the mother thought her son was old enough to make an adult decision. 　　② A few days before his birthday, the son came home with a tattoo. 　　③ The mother wondered what symbol her son had chosen. 　　④ The image of Mickey Mouse on the son's shoulder was three inches long. 　　⑤ From the passage, we can see that the son really made an adult decision. 成年人的抉择　　我儿子十八岁前的那一年，他常常向我提出准许他文身。但我拒绝允许他这样做。他争辩说他不久就要成为男子汉了，并说他应该能够作出成年人的抉择了。果然，十八岁生日的几天后，他文了身，回到家里。尽管我对此感到不高兴，但出于好奇，我想看看他选择了什么雄性象征物。原来是他在肩上文了一个两英寸长的米老鼠像。练习参考答案： ① F ② F ③ T ④ F ⑤ F Were on That Mountain Over There My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son, an electronics engineer, produced from his pack a hand-held Global Positioning System receiver. 　　"I know exactly where we are, " he proudly announced, after carefully locking the instrument on four satellites high above the earth and checking his map. "We're on that mountain there!" Notes: 　　(1) hike v.远足；徒步旅行　　(2) Rockies n.（美国）落基山脉　　(3) compass n.罗盘　　(4) go off course 走下了道　　(5) electronics n.电子学 Exercises: 根据短文选择正确答案：　　① Why did the mother and son become lost in the southern Rockies? 　　A. Because they were hiking. 　　B. Because the Rockies were too high. 　　C. Because they were climbing too high. 　　D. Because they had gone off course. 　　② What's the use of a compass? 　　A. to determine where people have gone off course. 　　B. to show people the correct direction. 　　C. to make people confused about direction. 　　D. to make people work well 　　③ What was the son? 　　A. a mechanic 　　B. a tourist guide 　　C. an electronics engineer 　　D. a traveller 　　④ How many satellites did the son lock the instrument on? 　　A. One 　　B. Two 　　C. Three 　　D. Four 　　⑤ What do you think of the son's way to solve the problem? 　　A. It was a clever way. 　　B. It was the only way. 　　C. It wouldn't solve their problem. 　　D. The son took too much of himself. 我们在那座山上　　落基山脉徒步旅行时，由于爬得太高，我和儿子都迷了路。我立刻拿出地图和罗盘来确定我们是在哪几走错了路。我的儿子是位电子学工程师，他却马上从包里拿出一个全球定位系统接收器。他很小心地把仪器锁定在地球上空的四个卫星上，认真地看了看仪器上的图。然后他自豪地宣布道：“我知道我们的确切位置了。我们就在那边的那个山上！” 练习参考答案： ① D ② B ③ C ④ D ⑤C [ 此贴被(五羊)在2008-04-10 23:40重新编辑 ]

[楼主] Posted:2008-04-10 18:05\|

花落未殇

苍穹之水舞者

级别: 论坛版主
精华: 8
发帖: 12272
威望: 11258 点
小说币: 450 RN
贡献值: 4431 点
注册时间:2005-05-22

厄。。。。。。最近看英语看伤了不过还是支持楼主！！
日本游记&片片~
[1 楼] Posted:2008-04-10 22:36\|

(五羊)

I am here to warm you

级别: 总版主
精华: 6
发帖: 18401
威望: 9494 点
小说币: 61 RN
贡献值: 2 点
注册时间:2006-08-08

haha~~~ mickey mouse~~~~ hahaha~~~~~ a kid is a kid, no wonder~~~ haha~~~~~ GPS huh? i guess it doesn't come with a brain~~~ aahaahaa~~~~~~~
糜废城 + 美羊山
[2 楼] Posted:2008-04-10 23:42\|

雨衾

级别: 遗忘天使
精华: 1
发帖: 527
威望: 67 点
小说币: 1197 RN
贡献值: 43 点
注册时间:2008-01-23

下面是引用花落未殇于2008-04-10 22:36发表的:
厄。。。。。。最近看英语看伤了
不过还是支持楼主！！

Thanks for your aegis~~~~~~~

下面是引用(五羊)于2008-04-10 23:42发表的:
haha~~~ mickey mouse~~~~ hahaha~~~~~ a kid is a kid, no wonder~~~ haha~~~~~

GPS huh? i guess it doesn't come with a brain~~~ aahaahaa~~~~~~~

At lesat I know my sister--plutus sister will not ignore me ~

[ 此贴被雨衾在2008-04-11 09:23重新编辑 ]

[3 楼] Posted:2008-04-11 09:18|

雨衾

级别: 遗忘天使
精华: 1
发帖: 527
威望: 67 点
小说币: 1197 RN
贡献值: 43 点
注册时间:2008-01-23

Ill Keep it on My Floor My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment. 　　Recently I accompanied Jeff to the credit union where he opened up his first bank account. While the credit officer was processing the paper work, I told Jeff he needed a safe, accessible place to store his passbook. "I know, Mom," he replied. "I' 11 keep it on my floor. " Notes 　　(1) be proud of 为……感到自豪They were Very proud of their success.他们对他们的成功感到非常骄傲。　　(2) layer n.层　　(3) equipment n.设备　　(4) accompany v.陪伴　　(5) credit union 信用联社　　(6) account n.（银行）账户　　(7) process v.办理　　(8) accessible adj.可接近的，可用的 Exercises: 根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、误（F）　　(1) The son was 17 years old. 　　(2) The parents are very proud of Jeff. 　　(3) The floor of Jeff' s room is always covered with layers of clothes, magazines, toys, and sports equipment. 　　(4) The mother took Jeff to open their first bank account. 　　(5) Jeff will keep the money on the floor. 放在地板上　　我的儿子杰弗，十六岁。他是一个令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你别去看他房间的地板，那上面总是堆满了一层层的衣服、杂志及运动器材。　　不久前，我带杰弗到信用联社去开他自己的账户，这是他第一次开银行账户。当信用社职员在办理手续的时候，我便告诉杰弗说他需要一个安全可靠的地方来保存密码本。“我知道，妈妈，”他回答说，“我会在地板上找到地方的。” 练习参考答案 ①F②T③F④F⑤T

[4 楼] Posted:2008-04-11 09:24\|

(五羊)

I am here to warm you

级别: 总版主
精华: 6
发帖: 18401
威望: 9494 点
小说币: 61 RN
贡献值: 2 点
注册时间:2006-08-08

i'm on my floor, too~~~~~~~
糜废城 + 美羊山
[5 楼] Posted:2008-04-12 03:08\|

雨衾

级别: 遗忘天使
精华: 1
发帖: 527
威望: 67 点
小说币: 1197 RN
贡献值: 43 点
注册时间:2008-01-23

下面是引用(五羊)于2008-04-12 03:08发表的:
i'm on my floor, too~~~~~~~

I'm in my brain in my house every basement~~~~~~~HOHO~~~~~~

[6 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 11:00|

雨衾

级别: 遗忘天使
精华: 1
发帖: 527
威望: 67 点
小说币: 1197 RN
贡献值: 43 点
注册时间:2008-01-23

Talking clock 　　会说话的钟　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" 　　"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!" 　　一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的？”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴！现在是凌晨两点钟了！” Please don't imitate~~~~~~~~~~

[7 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 11:06\|

(五羊)

I am here to warm you

级别: 总版主
精华: 6
发帖: 18401
威望: 9494 点
小说币: 61 RN
贡献值: 2 点
注册时间:2006-08-08

hahahaha~~~~~~~~ but it won't work in my house,'cause my house is 3m away from the next.
糜废城 + 美羊山
[8 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 13:52\|

nyeh001

级别: 守护天使
精华: 0
发帖: 44
威望: 21 点
小说币: 59 RN
贡献值: 3 点
注册时间:2008-04-14

呵呵~ 看笑话还可以学英文真是不错啊~ 谢谢楼主

[9 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 18:45\|

芝麻豆腐

级别: 论坛版主
精华: 0
发帖: 13798
威望: 2980 点
小说币: 583 RN
贡献值: 11 点
注册时间:2006-10-23

Hahaha... I might try it someday... When I have a gong.... ^__^
裸奔ing
[10 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 20:04\|

(五羊)

I am here to warm you

级别: 总版主
精华: 6
发帖: 18401
威望: 9494 点
小说币: 61 RN
贡献值: 2 点
注册时间:2006-08-08

下面是引用芝麻豆腐于2008-04-14 20:04发表的:
Hahaha... I might try it someday...

When I have a gong.... ^__^

用来叫醒某小子？哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~

糜废城 + 美羊山

[11 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 21:00|

休止

级别: 守护天使
精华: 6
发帖: 4003
威望: 36 点
小说币: 22 RN
贡献值: 0 点
注册时间:2006-04-06

哈哈````make me get up
雁过留影，风过留声，我过留下了一串串足印！
[12 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 21:16\|

休止

级别: 守护天使
精华: 6
发帖: 4003
威望: 36 点
小说币: 22 RN
贡献值: 0 点
注册时间:2006-04-06

Sleeping pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night .He went to see his doctor and he gave him some sleeping pills. sunday night Bob took the pills,slept well and was awake before the alarm .He took his time getting to the office ,walked in and said to his boss:"i didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning ." " that's fine ,"roared the boss ,"but where were you monday and tuseday ?" 安眠药鲍勃晚上入睡有些困难。他去看医生，医生给了他一些安眠药。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，并且在闹铃响之前醒来。他不紧不慢地前往办公室，走进去并对老板说：“今天早上起来，我没有遇到任何困难。” “那很好呀，”老板吼道：“可是你星期一和星期二去了那里？” [ 此贴被休止在2008-04-14 22:01重新编辑 ]
雁过留影，风过留声，我过留下了一串串足印！
[13 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 21:53\|

芝麻豆腐

级别: 论坛版主
精华: 0
发帖: 13798
威望: 2980 点
小说币: 583 RN
贡献值: 11 点
注册时间:2006-10-23

Sounds to me the sleeping pills are quite strong... ^ ^ 咩老师如果他住我隔壁的话就这么做好了哦哈哈
裸奔ing
[14 楼] Posted:2008-04-14 21:59\|